Hello fellow companions :),
I hope this post will be helpful for many of you who want to loose friends and be obnoxious. If you feel that you have good manners, you need to change!
Alright! Party is over! Class begins!
When you are meeting friends, they don't deserve the same respect they give you! So please, don't be considerate!
When your friend is talking, don't pay attention to what she/he's saying. Things you must absolutely do when your friend is talking are:
-play with your phone! (who wants to listen to her/his novel?)
-if someone calls you, ignore the friend who's currently with you. make sure you spend at least 5 minutes talking on your phone. ( you want to make yourself feel special)
-don't look straight at his face. (looking elsewhere is the best way to show him/her that you don't care what they are saying)
-If you meet someone else, ditch your current friend!
-Talk with another friend at the same time and also laugh (great way to show that you don't give a damn what the other's person saying)
Now for those who call someone, if the person says she/he's busy:
-Keep the conversation! Because you want to talk! That's what matters most!
-Ask them where they are, with whom they are. you absolutely have the right to know and they MUST justify why they are busy! You're the boss here! Who cares if the person is urgently busy because you MUST know!!!
-Call every 15-30 minutes! leaving 8 text messages isn't enough. Call until she/he picks up!
-If she/he tells they are with someone, continue talking as much as you can because you want the other person to feel lonely right?
-The first thing you do is to keep on talking with the people you are with for a while until you say hello! ;)
When you go out in a public place or in a restaurant for example:
-Talk extremely loud and laugh like a hyena! You want everyone to hear you! Who doesn't like attention? Those who don't talk loud enough are wusses! Or maybe you want to make you feel yourself home! You live in a zoo afterall XD
-Play with your food, play with the table cloth, or anything you can find to be funny. Tasteful jokes and funny stories aren't good enough. You don't want people to think you are smartly funny because you're a clown!
With your car:
-park in the handicap zone! Who cares? They don't even look seriously ill right?
-Take the space of two slots to park your car! You want to make sure people think you are an idiot instead of praising your car.
-Drive as if you are the only one who's driving in teh highway! Go beyond 140km/h especially in a traffic! It's ok if it's dangerous!
-Also drive like crazy! Gloria has been hit in a car once....and maybe someone else deserves the same fate! Seeing them go at the hospital is the greatest feeling ever!
Now, when you are with a group of friends:
-Make fun of the weakest of all. Who cares how that person feels? I need to build my self-esteem by bringing others down.
-If someone is praising something your other friend has and cherish, make fun of it! It's the best way to make yourself feel superior! We don't give a damn if we hurt his/her feelings or not. Even better, spit on it XD
When you are in a bus or subway:
-if the door of the subway is closing, block it and open it! Screw the others or if I get the door jamed because I must get inside and I am too hot to wait for the next one.
-You see a pregant woman standing, don't give your seat! EVER!! First come, first served b*tches!!!
-You see a grandma or grandpa standing , don't give your seat either. They aren't even your relatives!
-Someone is injured and needs to sit down, HA! Watch him /her stand and laugh at their misery!
When a friend is inviting you for dinner:
-Order as much as you can! All you can eat!
-Get the most expensive food ever! Because someone is paying for you! XD How about this bottle of wine??
-Don't even say thank you and burp in your friend's face!
When you are with someone who's from lower class or is jobless:
-Brag about your salary! You want the other person to feel like sh*t!
-Show off your jewelries or ask for a praise! How can your diamond ring be unnoticed!
-Complaint how you feel on your big 500 000$ house isn't big enough! Because you want your broke friend here to feel like crap in every possible way!
When there's something you don't like:
-Say 'it's gay'! Your computer isn't working because it is homo. Or even better, say 'it's asian', 'it's mexican', 'it's christian'. Who cares if you offend anyone? Use a name of a specific group as a insult! So fun!
I'm sure there are much more other ways to become rude. Let me guarantee you of few advantages here. You might:
-loose some friends;
-be tagged as an idiot;
-have a girl or boy lose interest in you! Your crush won't be impressed.
-be invited less to hang out with;
-have people talk negatively on your back;
-have people hate you,
-etc.
:) ...................=_='' I hope you noticed I was sarcastic! And if you truly do some of those above, maybe it's about time to change something...just a friendly advice!
Have a nice day!!!