I'm a little in a hurry right now for my studies but I did a lot of things last weekend so I'm not really behind. I just need to keep the momentum. Else than that, what hapenned folks? As for me, I ate well! I actually ate with friends. It was a kind of funny gathering because we did eat together and there was porn. =_= Yes there was porn! :P Before you jump in conclusion, please read further.
So last week, Landy wanted to have a gathering this monday. It's supposed to be a small gathering which consists of me, Dom, and Landy. I was like 'Sure! Why not?'. So we set up everything for monday...well few hours ago. Dom couldn't do it at his place and the same goes for me because my grandmother sleeps early and she doesn't really like visitors. So Landy suggested to go at his small convenient store. His dad is the owner so it wouldn't be a problem. Landy would bring a table and chairs. Alright! It was all set. So Dom came to pick me up and we went to buy a bottle of wine.
When we got to the place, I was a little surprised. The convenience store was kind of small and we had to eat in the middle of it. I thought there would be a backstore or something. But Landy closed the store anyways so we wouldn't be bothered by customers anyway. So there we began to eat. Everything was fine and we had great conversation. While eating, I was observing the store and looked around. Then, my eyes stopped in front of me. There was a shelve and some stuff on it. Could it be magazines? Or is it dvds? What kind is it? I looked for a moment and what do I see? A naked woman on a cover. O_O What the hell? What about the dvd next to it? There was also a naked woman and a 'guy's thing' on the cover. Soon I realized that the entire shelves contain the same type of thing. I was a little speechless.
Me: Landy! I didn't know you sell porn stuff.
Landy: haha! Dom didn't tell you? They sell really good actually?
Me: :O
Landy: Most customers who buy this stuff are mostly around 40 to 70.
Me: :O!!!!
Landy: Well I don't know. Maybe those lonely people prefer to do it by themself! ^o^
Me: To think they are active at this age...well who knows? We might be the same when we get old -_- There's even the pills for them
Landy: Yep! Even youngsters take them.
Me: *shock* What? Really?
Dom and Landy: *nods*
We continued on eating and having other random conversations. The dvds didn't bother me much. It jus find it actually funny to eat dinner with a range of porn s in front of me. Just before we left, Landy questioned Dom.
Landy: Dom, do you want to buy some porn? I can give to you and we can watch it altogether! XD *of course he's joking*
Dom: haha! I let Gloria choose.
They both look at me.
Me: I want a girl with huge boobs. > : ( Let's do it. *of course I was joking a well lol*
Landy: Well, they seem to have big ones but of course they must be fake. In asian porn, they all have small boobs. It's a fact.
Dom: What are you talking about? *points at one dvd in particular* This asian girl has big ones?
Me: Huh? Really? *looks at it but the girl was kind of leaning backward so it was difficult to see her face* I'm not sure...
Landy: Let's see...
So standing there in our coats ready to leave, we are all staring all at once at the dvd for a moment.
Me: ...=_= Just look at us all perverts staring at this altogether. Let's just go home. lol
Landy and Dom: hahahaha
Landy: It's dome who started this first. ;O
Dom: But Glo wanted a girl with big boobs. XD
So this is, without any doubt, a funny and awkward dinner. But I did enjoy the evening overall and I learned a lot of things about from these two guys. Now I know how old perverts think. x_x *shrugs* Have a great week guys and stay tuned for more. :D
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