Dear future husband,I hate cooking! I burnt soup once. I also burnt rice at one point and we even had to throw the cauldron because it was no good anymore. I will always hate cooking so I am not willing to learn. So you must cook for me. I can also be very unreasonable. If I have a craving for something, I want it like...right now! So you'll have to get it for me in store if we don't have it at home. I sleep and wake up at impossible hours. That being said, I would sleep at 4-5am and wake up at noon. Did I also mention that I'm very lazy? If possible, I want to be a housewife and go shopping all day long. The worst of me is the fact that I dislike children. They are really noisy and when I have to talk with children, I find it really awkward. I also like a clean body so I can't live with someone with tattoos and piercings. And if you do have any of that, we'll need to say goodbye.
Despite all the things I mentionned above, I promise you I can help you out with preping the vegetables. If I'm being unreasonable and want things at the moment, just let me be for an hour or two so my craving will be gone. I love to sleep and stay late at night but I can fix that when i will find a job. Despite the fact that I'm lazy, I will work because it's possible that I will provide the highest income in the famly. I want a house, a car, and start a business so we'll need to save up. It's true that I dislike children but it doesn't mean that I don't want any. Considering the tattoos and piercings, I still cannot accept it.
Please accept me for who I am and thank you for letting my mom live with us. Otherwise, you can go to hell!
Sincerely,
The future wife
That being said, my mom bugs me by saying: 'You're old! Get married!' or 'When will you get married? You're already 26!' and very often 'You would be married already if you lived in Cambodia!!!'. So what do you think about this? I'm sure many of you would say : '26 is not old! Take you time!' But it isn't the problem. I don't feel ready to be a wife!!! @_@
I will take care of the cooking, children and money for the family... you just stay out of the kitchen haha dont touch any knives or peeler xD
ReplyDeletelol thanks for accepting me *scribbles down 'T-Bear' in her list of candidates*
Deleteok now your turn, accept me as i am hahaha or you can burn in hell with me
ReplyDeletewithout tattoos and piercing! May Douglas bless you!
Deleteoh my douglasss cant change me i come as "one package" take it or leave it
DeleteFrom the deepest place in my heart.. GOOD LUCK THANY <3 :P
ReplyDeletehahaha he doesn'T know what he's dealing with fortunately for me XD
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