Most embarassing moments part 2...

Hello friends,

Before I write the 'true' content of this post, I would like to update a little of my school semester. I know you guys probably care little about this matter but I need to get it off my chest. OK!!??? So, we are still on strike. This is getting bad. I want to finish my semester but I became lazy for doing nothing. *sigh* I wish someone could stress me a little so I could review my school stuff a little because I almost forgot everything. That's terrible! =_= Anyway, if we're not going back to school by the end of May, I feel like going to be mental. Now we can move on to the main topic! :3

I remember writing a post before about embarassing situations I went through. Those weren't enough! Trust me on this one. These are surely the MOST ultimate embarassing moments anyone could go through. Shall we begin?

Sometimes, I just say innapropriate things in absolutely wrong moment. I SWEAR I NEVER MEANT TO SAY THOSE STUFF!!! I just feel like a devil is controling my tongue and wants to make me hated by everyone. These happen on rare occasions when my mind is elsewhere. Here's the thing. I just say the total opposite of what I'm thinking. The first time it ever hapenned was when a distant cousin came over to visit from Germany or Algeria. I can't remember where she's from... Anyway, we set a day so I could show her around Montreal and we went to eat ice cream in the evening. So she proposed to pay...

Cousin: I'll pay you!

Me: Nah! I can pay myself! Thank you are soo nice!

Cousin: No! No! I insist.

Me: Don't be like this...

Cousin: Come on it's just ice cream. *hands in the monney to the cashier*

Me: (What I planned to say: Thank you! I'll pay you back!) Ummm ok! But I'm not paying you back! So don't regret it!

OMD! Her look on her face was like 'What!?' and even the cashier lady looked at me weirdly. I swear that at that moment, I just wanted to find a cauldron and put my head in head to hide. I was like: 'Shit! What am I saying?' I explained to her what I really meant and her look was like: 'uhuh...' and she just smiled at me. She went back to her country the next day.

The second time it hapenned was less embarassing but it still hapenned. Another cousin was visiting over during winter from France. He went to visit downtown and came back by subway so he called us to pick him up. I answered the phone and this is how the conversation went:

Cousin: I'm at the subway.

Me: Ok! Which exit are you?

Cousin: Hmmm...I'm not sure myself. I see an empty parking lot.

Me: Alright! I know where you are. Just stay there. We're coming.

Cousin: Ok!

Me: (What I planned to say: Wait inside because it's very snowy.) Wait for us outside because it's cold.

Cousin: haha

Me: *Oh snap! It hapenned again!!!* ...haha...I meant you wait inside...

The third situation was when I was with Thany and thank Douglas he didn't take it seriously. I asked him for a huge favour which I couldn't remember and he really helped me alot.

Me: (What I planned to say: Thank you soo much! I really appreciate it!) I hate you so go to hell.

Thany: HUH!?

I'm telling you! I'm very good mannered...I just don't know why hapenned.

The fourth time it hapenned, this is the worst of all, was to Isabelle. She is an angel. Why??? So she asked if my mom could fix her uniform because my mom is a seamstress.

Isabelle: I can pay your mom.

Me: Oh don't worry about it. I can help you out.

Isabelle: So maybe I can treat you to something Gloria?

Me: I insist! I don't mind helping friends.

Isabelle: Ok! Thank you Gloria! If you need something, let me know.

Me: (What I planned to say: I don't want anything in return. It's not like I am obsessed with monney.) Ok! I want monney and if so, give me cash. I love monney.

I swear that after what I've said, my hands became sweaty. I told myself '...This is it! She's not going to be my friend anymore.' I quickly explained her that it wasn't what I wanted to say. Isabelle is still my friend by the way and I am extremely lucky to get out of it safe.

So that time hapenned about two years ago. It sucks because people would misunderstand me for a rude person which I'm not. I'm sure you are wondering why I did say stuff like that. Well I have no clue myself. I would like to go back in time if there's a time machine. =_=

Anyway, thank you for reading and tell your friends to read too. The more view my blog has, the more I want to continue to write. Stay tuned for 'embarassing moment part 3'! Oh yeah! That one is extreme. =_= This story will be told next time in the future! XD