How to put this? I feel soo relieved that they're gone! I am now free to sleep peacefully without having some creep peeping at me. So today was the last day for them staying at our home. I'm sure you guys must be curious of what hapenned lately. It's crazy! We'll need to rewind back in time first.
So Bob/Viking was sick and he contaminated me at my aunt house. You guys already know about this. When we came back home, he just cough everywhere without putting his hand. So his germs are just everywhere in the house!!! EVERYWHERE! My mom prepared a dishes and puts them on the dining table. Bob comes and cough at the food; my mom throws everything to the garbage. Then he came to talk to me again yesterday and cough on my face. So this mornign I felt my health going downward. I've had enough of him! Sixty minutes later, he comes to talk to me again so I tell him I can't get to closer to him because I don't want to contaminate him with my flu. It worked! He didn't come to talk to me as often but he still comes. So I had this bright idea! The picture below explains everthing....Yeah!
My mom went to the hospital years ago and those medical masks were free so she took some of those. I wore it everytime he was nearby. I swear the first time he saw me, he was shitting in his pants! Lol. When I look at that picture, the gravity of my health does look serious! So I had that thing on my face around the house and I would take it off when he's away. The first time he saw me, he was coming out from the washroom. He just had one step out of the washroom and went back inside when he saw me and he shut the door. hahaha I just found it hilarious. I was sitting at the dining room reading the newspaper and he was going to eat something but when he saw me, he went back upstairs. So they prepared their luggage and they even packed our food for their trip on plane whis is a dozen of roasted porc chops with penty of rice and half of our bread. I'm positive that if it was possible, he would bring the whole fridge to the plane. Unblievable!
So it was about time we go to the airport. The luggage are put at the back of the car. My grandmother would stay at home. So since there are five sits available in the car, I decide to go as well. I changed my clothes, had my mask on, and waited at the door. Bob saw me and nervously talked in danish to my aunt. I don't know what they were saying but they mentionned my name. I asked her if there's something wrong and she just politely told me that Bob thinks that I shouldn't force myself to go if I was sick. I smiled under the mask and told them I was ok. Scared much Bob? So the first person to get into the car was Bob and he sat at the front with my uncle whom will be driving. I guess he didn't want to sit next to me XD haha When we all got into the car, I asked my mom if she should sit in the front instead to help my uncle with the road. My aunts talks to Bob and he replies nervously. My mom replied that it's ok and that she can stay in the back. It sucked! I really wanted to see Bob sitting next to me panicking.
We finally got at the airport and I removed my mask. Bob walks very fast and seems nervous. Maybe he was afraid to miss the plane. Who knows? He had his sweater attached to his waist and the sleeves would be dangling as he walked. We arrived at the check in, threw in the luggage and his sweater was about to fall. I poked him and said: 'Your sweater is falling...' Bob: 'Yes! Yes!' and then he pulls up his pants. =_='' I said his sweater was falling not his pants! What an idiot! He looked nervously at his left and right. I poked him again and points at his sweater. He then talks nervously to his wife and attatched the sweater tightly. That viking is crazy. The lady at the counter talks to him and he looked at us clueless. My uncle had to traduce what she said. Oh Douglas! When the check in was done, we walked away and I don't know how I noticed but Bob's zipper was wide open!!! Bwahahahahaha! I poke at my aunt's and whispered at her about the zipper. She asked me to repeat so I did it louder. When my mom and uncle heard, they simply bursted in laugh. My aunt laughed and told him. Bob hastily zipped back his pants. Lol! Bob wasn't smiling and his face was red!!! We walked to the entrance leading to the plane and it's where we had to say goodbye. My aunt hugged everyone! Bob hugged my uncle and shook my hand then hugged my mom. He said: 'You are sick so no hug. Your mom is not sick so I give her a hug.' I guess the mask was very effective! :) We finally came back home.
Like I mentionned before, I feel relieved and I can breathe! I know you must be asking yourself if I would like to see my aunt vising us again. I don't mind. She was really nice with me and I felt she was close to me. She hugged me almost everyday. Do I want to see Bob ever again? HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Never! I pray for Douglas to not see him in Canada ever again!
Really guys, if you plan to visit someone, you can't:
-be a freeloader all the time.
-eat everything available in the fridge. Don't forget that you're not alone and keep some food for the others too.
-barge in any room without knocking and when the door is closed.
Ok! My aunt eats for free as well but at lest, she eats like a human being. Bob was simply terrifying. He devours evrything. If you eat like a pig, at least propose to help financially. Of course, we won't accept but at least it shows that you're not abusing our kindness.
Anyway, tomorrow is a new day! XD A fresh new start for myself and my family! I am simply going to relax for now and hope the school strike would end soon.
Have a nice evening and thank you for reading my blog! XD Bye bye!
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